big teddy
  • Mar
    23
    I’m never going back to Texas.

    One of my favorite SF local bands back in the day was a band called Motherlode who did kick as alt-country rock, one of my favorite songs off of their demo was called Texas. I can still remember the hook;

    Caught a two-inch nail on a road in Texas
    spent the next two days hungry and restless
    I ain’t never going back to Texas.

    Well personally I’m going to do my best to limit my time in Texas to a couple of hours in the airport on a stopover because the land of the drive through liquor stores is now Arresting people in bars for being drunk in public.

    It reminds me of comedian Ron White’s joke about being arrested in NY for being drunk in public.

    Your honor I wasn’t trying to be drunk in public, I was trying to get drunk in a bar.
    They threw me into the publick [sic]

    Comments are closed.